Aug 29, 2009 14:13
Make a list of reasons why you'd never have kids.
=> Pretty sure it's physiologically impossible for me. Not sure, never thought about it.
=> LISA's not a guarantee for life.
=> I'm not a big cuddly person.
=> Also not a change-the-diapers person. Go figure.
=> Kiss all that life of crime goodbye? Yeah, right.
=> They'd probably have as sucky a childhood as I did.
=> Really don't think I'll live long enough to see them.
Make a list of things that remind you of being a kid.
=> Winter jackets.
=> Mittons. The big, annoying puffy kind.
=> Pictures. They pretty much stopped after age nine, though.
=> Letters. Tommy and I used to send them back and forth when we were stuck in Thorpe's Academy.
=> Killing people. Always flash back to that boy on the playground. Doesn't matter what the situation is.
=> Swing sets. I used to love jumping off those things.
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