My Belated Valentines

[freakneedle]

It might surprise my friends to know that I actually had plans to reunite with an old acquaintance for Valentine's Day. I spent a good portion of the day yesterday cleaning up my apartment in nervous anticipation of her arrival. Needless to say, I was a bit disappointed when I found out she wouldn't be able to make it. I would get to see her the

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[punkymunky86]

You're a tricky little devil. lol...

[freakneedle]

Me? Nawwww.... :)

[violette]

she is damn sexy. but also elegant. which is a great combination. congratulatons!

[freakneedle]

Thank you so much! I'll make sure to tell... wait, she's calling me. She wants me to ask you something.

She wants to know: "If you woke up and freakneedle was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?"

[violette]

"Woah I'm in bed with a pimp!"

[vapourtrail]

That's awesome! I'm glad to see you finally got it.

Now we just need to talk about redecorating and LOSING those mirrors. Dude...

[freakneedle]

Y'know, if you ever actually came to my place you'd know that I decorated my place quite fabulously considering I'm a heterosexual male. However, there are modifications to the apartment I have yet to make. Some of these would include demolishing those mirrors and replacing the 30-year-old puke-green General Electric appliances in the kitchen.

So quit hatin'!

[vapourtrail]

Um hello? I see no invite. Or evite for that matter.

Oh yeah, block off Saturday, March 5th - Leigh & I are doing a b-day bash at her house.

[freakneedle]

Ok... I'll bring the piano.

Not.

[solitaryfairy]

She's really really beautiful, Kelvin.

You do realize what this means though right?

[freakneedle]

Yes. Just let me know when you want to come over and have sex on it.

Oh, and I meant sex with me, motherfucker. Leave your damn fetish drones out it for once.

[cynical5679]

dammit the build up!

[freakneedle]

Oh you know you love it, baby! :P