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man it has been so long since i ranted in this thing and its all because things have been going really smooth until now. know who i hate?
bitches, every last fucking one of them. especially self absorbed, whiney, stuckup, spoiled ass, poor, drain on society, poseristic (if thats a word), non-intellegent, loud mouthed, coked up, dramatic bitches. thoes are the worst. over the past few months i have indured and overall ignored this certain bitch that just so happens to be my girlfriend's best friend. the only reason i have ignored it for so long is because of that my girlfriend. i lover her to death but damnit i cannot stand her friend. now dont get me wrong most of the time when im dating a girl i cant stand her friends, the girls im talking about read this journal and will attest to that. i dont know what it is about them i guess the "perfect girls" have to be ballanced out by the worst. i kept my cool till today but tonight i lost it. i couldnt take it anymore. and to think that the bitch had the audacity to say that i am annoying and that my girlfriend and all my other friends think so too. my response was well at least i have more than one friend but she was too chicken shit to get the message because she bailed after saying her i assume best comeback. not ten seconds later i get a text from my girlfriend saying i dont think you are annoying. why else would i spend every second i have with you. hmmmm good point wouldnt make alot of since to be with me all the time if you didnt like me would it? so here is my list of things for the most recent bitch to do to become less of a bitch:
1. stop being a bitch
2. appologize in an attempt to rebuild the bridges you have burned.
3. get your face laughed in when no one accept your oppology.
4. realize you have no friends.
5. spend every waking minuet with the one person that does like you even though it is only for sex.
thats another story all together which i might get into if i feel like it.
6.grow old together with nine kids and 7 dogs because once college started your "boy friend" left you for a stripper and you had to work on the street corner to support your illigitimate childrena nd your coke habbit.
7. not much else to do after #6 i guess at this point you have realized what a pathetic existance you have and eventually either die of a drug over dose, hanging yourself, shooting your self, one of your many std's and/ or natural causes.
well that was a doosey. what else can i say that hasnt been said...
i said i hated the bitch right? ok good.
wanna hear about her and her "boyfriend" now?
hear goes, they have been "dating" for about 2 years now. of course i think both of them have cheated multiple times. now heres the thing, almost every day they break up and the next they are back together. mainly because she is a whiney bitch and he has no spine/ backbone, whichever makes more scence to you. i say end it. i can tell they are miserable, they fight all the time. its pathetic really. as far as im concerned they can hold hands and take a long walk off of a short pier. maybe then the balance of good and evil will rest in balance or hey it may swing for good's team. so has anyone read this far down? im amazed if you have.
other than that things have been pretty good. im a little bit thirsty but it will pass.
man i just read all that maybe i really am a dick.
i dont think so its all fact. im more of a reporter than a dick. its like calling marvin zindler a dick for talking about the war in iraq. annyway let me know if you like these rants it may be volume one of a series who knows?
p.s. FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!
bitches, every last fucking one of them. especially self absorbed, whiney, stuckup, spoiled ass, poor, drain on society, poseristic (if thats a word), non-intellegent, loud mouthed, coked up, dramatic bitches. thoes are the worst. over the past few months i have indured and overall ignored this certain bitch that just so happens to be my girlfriend's best friend. the only reason i have ignored it for so long is because of that my girlfriend. i lover her to death but damnit i cannot stand her friend. now dont get me wrong most of the time when im dating a girl i cant stand her friends, the girls im talking about read this journal and will attest to that. i dont know what it is about them i guess the "perfect girls" have to be ballanced out by the worst. i kept my cool till today but tonight i lost it. i couldnt take it anymore. and to think that the bitch had the audacity to say that i am annoying and that my girlfriend and all my other friends think so too. my response was well at least i have more than one friend but she was too chicken shit to get the message because she bailed after saying her i assume best comeback. not ten seconds later i get a text from my girlfriend saying i dont think you are annoying. why else would i spend every second i have with you. hmmmm good point wouldnt make alot of since to be with me all the time if you didnt like me would it? so here is my list of things for the most recent bitch to do to become less of a bitch:
1. stop being a bitch
2. appologize in an attempt to rebuild the bridges you have burned.
3. get your face laughed in when no one accept your oppology.
4. realize you have no friends.
5. spend every waking minuet with the one person that does like you even though it is only for sex.
thats another story all together which i might get into if i feel like it.
6.grow old together with nine kids and 7 dogs because once college started your "boy friend" left you for a stripper and you had to work on the street corner to support your illigitimate childrena nd your coke habbit.
7. not much else to do after #6 i guess at this point you have realized what a pathetic existance you have and eventually either die of a drug over dose, hanging yourself, shooting your self, one of your many std's and/ or natural causes.
well that was a doosey. what else can i say that hasnt been said...
i said i hated the bitch right? ok good.
wanna hear about her and her "boyfriend" now?
hear goes, they have been "dating" for about 2 years now. of course i think both of them have cheated multiple times. now heres the thing, almost every day they break up and the next they are back together. mainly because she is a whiney bitch and he has no spine/ backbone, whichever makes more scence to you. i say end it. i can tell they are miserable, they fight all the time. its pathetic really. as far as im concerned they can hold hands and take a long walk off of a short pier. maybe then the balance of good and evil will rest in balance or hey it may swing for good's team. so has anyone read this far down? im amazed if you have.
other than that things have been pretty good. im a little bit thirsty but it will pass.
man i just read all that maybe i really am a dick.
i dont think so its all fact. im more of a reporter than a dick. its like calling marvin zindler a dick for talking about the war in iraq. annyway let me know if you like these rants it may be volume one of a series who knows?
p.s. FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!