I'm so excited
So my friend at work and I have been trying to think up scenarios/outcomes/occurrences that we would like to see or might see at the Vice Presidential debate. If you have any to add please do so.
1. Dick Cheney has a massive coronary due to exhaustion after defending his Halliburton ties for the fiftieth time.’
2. Edwards approaches the stage and we all hear maniacal laughter. Cheney flies out in a cape and fangs, the lights go out, and when they come back Edwards is laid out on stage with two puncture marks on his neck. Cheney has vanished.
3. They should host the debate in the Thunderdome.
4. Cheney will come out riding on the shoulders of some giant, ala Master Blaster.
5. Halfway through the debate a Dragon Ball Z type fight takes place between the two debaters.
6. Cheney knocks Edwards the fuck out.
7. Everything is settled via joust.
8. When Edwards is announced women throw their panties on stage and/or faint.
9. When Cheney is announced babies start to cry and dogs begin to howl.
1. Dick Cheney has a massive coronary due to exhaustion after defending his Halliburton ties for the fiftieth time.’
2. Edwards approaches the stage and we all hear maniacal laughter. Cheney flies out in a cape and fangs, the lights go out, and when they come back Edwards is laid out on stage with two puncture marks on his neck. Cheney has vanished.
3. They should host the debate in the Thunderdome.
4. Cheney will come out riding on the shoulders of some giant, ala Master Blaster.
5. Halfway through the debate a Dragon Ball Z type fight takes place between the two debaters.
6. Cheney knocks Edwards the fuck out.
7. Everything is settled via joust.
8. When Edwards is announced women throw their panties on stage and/or faint.
9. When Cheney is announced babies start to cry and dogs begin to howl.