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Oct 05, 2008 22:37

ok. i am so brilliant. i packed up all of my crap.. and left the most vitally important crap behind! WOOHOO! so i have a laptop, sketchbook, notebook, camera, and ipod sitting on the floor... in the dining room... AT MY HOUSE.......................

OK. i felt the need to give away staples money today. well. in a way. but first off... there are specific guidelines you must follow. first, do not be a complete asshole when you first walk in... otherwise i'll just count down the seconds until you leave the store. second. don't ever expect it (because that will destroy my thought of even giving it to you). DO NOT BEG. you MUST have a valid excuse/reason why the hell you don't think you should fork up money... and that doesn't mean... you forgot your wallet in the car. it means you want to get some important information out to people but can't fork up $5 worth of copies. prove to me that you aren't jerking off and making something up off the top of your head. you should find the ability to understand that i choose to act like i don't want to give you such a donation as giving up a bunch of copies... on purpose... so as you don't get greedy. and when you do get it. don't go off telling all of your friends that staples gives everything away for free... WE DON'T! tell them staples was nice enough to do it, but don't say that they'll do it all the time and expect it.(that would get me into the trouble of so many reasons to get fired i don't even know where to start) i only do the stuff i know for a fact big uncle boss man would actually approve of. and yes that is a very easy thing to do in a simple 2 seconds if you actually deserve it. so basically... don't be an idiot. :-)

honestly. do i REALLY look chinese?! you said you work in china... meaning you're around chinese people... and i guarantee i look like none of them. yes i'm hard of hearing. I DON'T CARE!

do not buy me a bluetooth earpiece. EVER. i'll call you stupid.

now i get to start this abstract all over again. on a completely different piece... seeing now i'm going to a different museum... fancy that.

oh i so need to go to sleep.
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