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Mar 22, 2008 19:56

so... for all of you printer unsavvy people, white... is NOT a color. printer ink is additive. the more you add, the darker it gets!!! so when i tell you it's physically impossible to print white type on a clear label, it's physically impossible!!! don't argue with me!!! i understand there's white paint... but... white paint is um... different than ink! there is no such thing as a white ink cartridge. you will not find it anywhere. i understand what you want to do, and i realize you get what i'm saying... so put the two together and use the process of elimination that it can't physically be done and go away!

so today consisted of sitting around and being absolutely bored, trying to keep myself entertained, but every time a customer came in, they all got pissed off. sorry the stupid color image came up as twice as much as what you previously paid. i'm just listening to the stupid cash register.

ok. i am more than willing to help you. you asked the simple question of where the hell the card comes from because you're just like every other customer who chooses not to read, so i tell the same old how it works lesson... and that didn't seem to get into your head, so i grab the stupid card, stick it in the machine, tell you to insert at least $1 because the machine doesn't accept change... as you proceed to take change out as i continue to tell you it can't be used, even though the copies are only 9 cents (yes they went up... lame), then you want to copy stuff... on the flat bed, and tell you to line up the irregular shaped stuff on the flat bed with the arrow.. and you seemed to get ticked off at my helping you, then decided maybe someone else could help you instead because i was apparently not willing to and had better things to do (like sit around and do nothing, while stare at you continuing to be clueless) and everyone else in the store knows nothing. so, you're stuck with me if you want help. i'm sorry i might have seemed a little ticked off... because i wasn't, so um. please don't jump to conclusions. or i will be. and no i wasn't against you because you've never copied documents in this way before! you aren't the only one. i understand! and my rattling off isn't some rattling off for the already know it all... so don't tell me it is. the already know it all doesn't even need rattling off! i might not have heard you (like the customer who freaking asked me a question as i walked by on my break, not realizing they were talking to me until long after i was down a few aisles, where turning around by then would be a bit odd), or you might not have understood me, but that doesn't mean i'm ticked off at you.

i am tired.

no, don't come in after we're closed, and everything is turned off and the registers are slowly closing, then ask if you can make some business cards...... uh. no you can not. because it will take about 15 minutes for the printer to warm up, and by then the lights will be off. so hush.

i guess i should clean up the kitchen. maybe.

and fold more cranes. because i'm weird.
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