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Alright for that English project where I had to compare myself to something, I compared myself to a balloon filled with sand and my teacher was IMPRESSED, she came over to read it and started going off about how creative I am. SO THANKS JOHN, yeah I actually used that shit. Me and BRENNA RICK went to Bennigan's[or however it's spelled!] to eat and I got cheese cake and she got 'death by chocolate' WE WILL BE FAT TOGETHER MAN!!!