theatrical_muse 220 - Magical Potion
If you could buy a magic potion, what would it be?
Oh, dude. If something like Harry Potter really existed, and I could totally go and buy potions and shizz from the likes of the Weasley twins (RIP Fred), and if this sort of potion even existed or could be concocted, I would totally buy a potion where I could inherit the godliest of all musical talents. Like, if I could buy some sort of potion that would make me the best guitar player in the history of history, I would stock up and pretend like I just practiced really hard to achieve that sort of skill.
Or if that's completely re-dic, I'd get something to make me see through clothing. I mean, not that I really want to see certain body parts on certain people, but it'd be really useful when the track team ran by. I mean, I can't help it if I just picture pork swords without wanting to. I'd want to put my suspicions to the test, though, so if I could see through those gold jersey shorts, that'd be totally rad.
OR! If that's even more re-dic and pointless, I would get a potion that would allow me to get rid of all bad music in the world. Or to just be immune to its killing and ear-bleeding effects or something. The likes of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and all of the shizz like that? POOF! It's gone, for good. Thank God.
Maybe I should just go outside, pick a bunch of herbs and grass and whatnot and throw it into a pot of boiling water. Either I'll kill my insides and they'll shrivel up like slugs in salt, or I'll become a wizard. Or a witch. I guess I have a 50/50 shot. It's worth a try.
Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)
Word Count l 294
Oh, dude. If something like Harry Potter really existed, and I could totally go and buy potions and shizz from the likes of the Weasley twins (RIP Fred), and if this sort of potion even existed or could be concocted, I would totally buy a potion where I could inherit the godliest of all musical talents. Like, if I could buy some sort of potion that would make me the best guitar player in the history of history, I would stock up and pretend like I just practiced really hard to achieve that sort of skill.
Or if that's completely re-dic, I'd get something to make me see through clothing. I mean, not that I really want to see certain body parts on certain people, but it'd be really useful when the track team ran by. I mean, I can't help it if I just picture pork swords without wanting to. I'd want to put my suspicions to the test, though, so if I could see through those gold jersey shorts, that'd be totally rad.
OR! If that's even more re-dic and pointless, I would get a potion that would allow me to get rid of all bad music in the world. Or to just be immune to its killing and ear-bleeding effects or something. The likes of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and all of the shizz like that? POOF! It's gone, for good. Thank God.
Maybe I should just go outside, pick a bunch of herbs and grass and whatnot and throw it into a pot of boiling water. Either I'll kill my insides and they'll shrivel up like slugs in salt, or I'll become a wizard. Or a witch. I guess I have a 50/50 shot. It's worth a try.
Character l Juno MacGuff
Fandom l Movies (Juno)
Word Count l 294