6th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Filtered from REDs and Minatsuki. Hackable? Probably, if you cared enough.]

HEY PEOPLE OF THIS STUPID DUMBASS TOWN. I want you chucklenuts to know there's an imposter 'a me runnin' around this place. DO NOT BE ALARMED. There are several ways to tell the difference

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[followyouthere]

I met him. He's a complete jackass. Are all of the REDs like that?

[freakinblur]

YES. Well mostly. We're supposed to be inna truce till we get outta here, but I ain't so sure about that no more. If my bat decides it wants to crack open some skulls, who am I to deny it?! That would just be cruel. [He chuckles. It's sort of unsettling.]

An' you let me know if they ever start any shit wit' you. ESPECIALLY that RED Scout.

[followyouthere]

[Sadly, Margot is not unsettled. She's amused.]

Oh, I'll let you know. Definitely.

He already said he wouldn't fight me because I'm a girl. What a fucking coward. [amirite?]

[freakinblur]

[Oh yeah cuz BLU Scout wouldn't say the same thing or anything pfffft]

Ha! He knows he'd get his ass kicked, that's why!

[steel_massifail]

H-he's my father, Scout.

[[VERY UPSET BY THIS]]

SCOUT, THE TOWN MADE HIM MY FATHER.

[freakinblur]

....Seriously?! Aw jeez man, I am so sorry ya gotta put up wit' that shit. Well don't hesitate to punch him in his stupid face when he gets on yer nerves. Or at least gimme a call an' I'LL do it.

[steel_massifail]

I-I don't like to fight with people. Miss Alice and Miss Wriggle don't need a fight in their home, either. I'm also not allowed to hurt humans, but since I'm human, I don't know what to do.

[freakinblur]

Don't let him push you around, Mass! If you do he'll just keep doin' it. You gotta stand up fer yerself! Show yer BLU pride, pal! Be a man!

[bornwithskison]

...I like that color.

[freakinblur]

You wanna be associated with those RED douchebags? I think not, man! You're a cooler dude than that.

[bornwithskison]

...My flag is red.

Scout. So wise.

[freakinblur]

.... damn man. That sucks. You should think 'a changin' it.

[artwithknives]

I wear blue all the time. Does that make me better or anything?

[freakinblur]

Not only is it a better color than BLU, it means yer definitely not one 'a them RED bastards!

[artwithknives]

Red is a pretty bad color anyway. That's why they make targets that color.

[freakinblur]

[He laughs. That was a good one!] EXACTLY, man! What's yer name, kid? Don't think we met. I'm Scout. The Scout.

[bloodon_myknife]

Seems you're getting some of the town pretty riled up over this.

Can't say I blame you. I'm a tad worried another 'ot 'ead will end this little truce with the REDs. If they give you trouble, remember I 'ave your back.

[freakinblur]

Hey, they should be aware 'a how much RED sucks, man. An' don't you think I won't bash in that RED's skull faster 'n he can blink if he starts anything I don't like.