56th Inning

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[Open phone call made from the hospital to all. Scout sounds irritated.]

Hey, Mayfield! Ya know what's shittier than I town fulla never-ending zombies? A town fulla never ending zombies on yer birthday. As much as I can go 'round shooting guys in the face all day, a break to go get some drinks would be nice.

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*At least the cafeteria has coffee.*

It's a hospital. What did you expect?

*He's just glad he recognizes Scout, seeing as the only other member of BLU he's met is Pyro, and a Pyro not in uniform is just weird.*

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[Scout easily recreated his uniform here, though even after being here so long, he's missing his headset and dogtags still.]

I dunno. Even just regular chocolate cake. [Trying not to sound disappointed here]

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Think there's probably more important things t' worry about than cake.

*Awesome first impression Sniper.*

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I ain't zombies ruin my birthday.

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Fifteen's a big year for you.

*Time for coffee to hide that smirk of his.*

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Oh, ha ha, chucklenuts. I'm twenty-two, ya know!

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If you say so, mate.

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Ya know, they didn't put me in tha kids' spot in this town! Apparently they think I'm cut out ta be a dad. Go figure.

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*And Sniper chokes on his coffee.*

You're a what?

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What? Any guy over 18 here is a "dad", just like any chick is the wife 'n' mom. Everyone's drones though 'cept me and Ai, like always. She's been here longer than me.

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*Just let him recover from his heart attack for a minute here.*

Good. Thought th' world had ended there for a tick.

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Oh yeah kids, like that's somethin' I actually want!

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*Well this conversation just went into uncomfortable territory.*

Roight. Hope not.

*Subject change before Scout starts telling him that he thinks he'd make an awesome 22-year old dad.*

How's th' whole zombie situation lookin'?

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[Hey he's awesome at everything didn't you know?!]

Pfft, easy. Annoyin', but easy. Just aim fer tha head, 'n' I know ya can handle that.

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Think I can manage that.

*Eyeroll.*

Think 'f it as a birthday present. Lots 'f slow movin' things fer you to hit.

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Slow's no fun after awhile. There's no challenge! Plus, I know half these people. It's weird.