45th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Phone, filtered from NPCs:]

Prom, huh? I gotta say, I ain't usually the prom type. Or the fancy dress type. But I guess if everyone in town's invited, it's kinda just like a normal party, an' that I can get behind. Plus I think there's some kids I'm gonna need ta keep an eye on durin' this thing, so I guess I should go! [Yes Ai and Slugger,

Comments

[partytoastess]

Nena's going! Nena's going! With her super hot amazing boyfriend! He said he'd get her a dress and everything!!

[freakinblur]

Yeah? So we really gotta get all dressed up for this, huh. [He doesn't sound too thrilled.] Maybe I'll just wear my police uniform 'r somethin' if I'm gonna keep an eye on the door. Tends ta make droned listen ta me better.

[partytoastess]

If you don't want to dance, that's what you should do! Nena wants to be prom queen and if the slightest thing ruins her dance..

[ Suddenly that cutesy, sweet, voice derails into something horrifying ]

I will blow someone's fucking brains out.

1/2

[freakinblur]

Well, I'm tryin' ta snag me a date, I mean I really doubt sh--

[freakinblur]

[OK WOW that was creepy even to this guy]

...What?

[partytoastess]

[ Her voice, without missing a single nanosecond switches back to something complacent, sweet and cheerful ]

Why are you saying what?!

[freakinblur]

[Ok, NOW he laughs.]

I gotta say, sister, ya certainly got yer priorities in line.

[partytoastess]

Yep! Nena's never had a prom before so she wants it to be absolutely amazing. If other people get in Nena's way then they're just better off dead! She's going to be wearing a cute chinese dress and she's going to have a gun in her purse and cyanide in case she uses all of her bullets and everything!!

[ You think with her announcing this in a cutesy sweet flowery tone, it couldn't get any worse.

But then her voice switches to a higher pitch that'd be more adept hanging out with alvin and the chipmunks and here comes, what may be, the most horrifying thing ever spoken to him. ]

She'll even brink Mayfield's milk if she has to.

[freakinblur]

[Wow, ok, so,

bitch be crazy]

'S just prom, pally, don't think that's necessary. It ain't ever really necessary, really.

[partytoastess]

Um, no!! Nena never got a prom and she'll never get one again! This has to be absolutely perfect!! Ever since Nena was a little girl she always wanted to be pampered and now this is her one shot!!! She really wants to enjoy this prom and anyone that tries to ruin it will be punished!

[ she's stubborn forever /)_(\ ]

[freakinblur]

Well, do what ya gotta do, kiddo. Just don't go overboard!

[He just has noooo idea.]

[partytoastess]

Can you vote for Nena, mister!? Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please?! She'll be really happy if you do~

[ back to childish little cutesy tones ]

[freakinblur]

I guess I can spare ya a vote or two.

[partytoastess]

Thank you mister!!