40th Inning

[freakinblur]

[So Grady things putting his so-called police force in stupid costumes and making them work out in the cold is gonna get Scout down? Not a chance! He refuses to give him the satisfaction of being miserable. Cold weather? Not a problem. This guy is from Boston. Demeaning costume? Whatever, it's Christmas! He knows, much like everyone else,

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[heartstar_blues]

"You too?

Wow, never thought you the type to bend over and play nice."

[freakinblur]

Are ya kiddin'? Grady WANTS us ta be all embarrassed 'n' stuff. He can kiss my ass.

[heartstar_blues]

"So Grady is making you do this sort of thing?"

[freakinblur]

Yeah. This is all part 'a our "police assignments". What a load!

[heartstar_blues]

"So, is Santa in there just another drone or is it Grady with a beard?"

[freakinblur]

I dunno who that really is, but he's really inta the whole Santa thing. I haven't seen Grady pokin' his nose inta this yet, but I ain't complainin'.

[heartstar_blues]

"Were you here last Christmas Doc?"

[freakinblur]

Naw, I got here 'round Valentine's day. I heard some stories though. Somethin' 'bout drone heads bein' delivered in gifts boxes ta everyone. Ya know, the usual.

[heartstar_blues]

"Yeah but this seems more elaborate than the usual doesn't it?"

[freakinblur]

Yeah. An' did ya hear 'bout that call from tha Mayor? Sounds like he an' Grady ain't got anythin' ta do with this. I think this means we're like, screwed a hundred times worse than normal, I dunno. [He shrugs, and doesn't seemed too concerned.]

The Captain can't hack

[heartstar_blues]

"Maybe the Milk Man is at it again, or the Smiths. Or that ☠☠☠☠ post man?

It's like league of incompetent super villains in here. They are all out to get each other."

[freakinblur]

The Postman's been nowhere ta be seen fer the last few days. 'S matter 'a fact, the whole post office is closed. Pretty suspicious if ya ask me!

Seriously. Now if they could only leave tha rest of us outta it!

[heartstar_blues]

"Of course. But you know the villain types, they always have to have an audience to splatter."

[freakinblur]

Ain't that the truth. I'd love ta be the superhero who teaches 'em a lesson once an' for all!

[heartstar_blues]

"Same here, maybe I'll try again when I get my powers."

[freakinblur]

They still haven't given you those back? Raw deal, man.