[Too bad Seii is already outside when he shows up, working on those papers and handing out candy. He's got good judgment on people, and it doesn't help that Scout is probably carrying either TP or shaving cream.]
If you're here to cause trouble, please turn back around. Besides, I already let a little girl handle the trees.
[With this, he indicates where Cirno has already TPed the trees]
She kindly avoided the roof since it's too hard for me to get up there. Though I do wonder, you seem to be carrying more than toilet paper; what exactly are you up to?
[He shakes up the shaving cream can and sprays it at nothing in particular, just to demonstrate.]
Ah, ya know, just havin' some fun! Doesn't seem like anyone's havin' any parties 'r anythin'. Guess that's all thanks ta all the crap that just went on. Gotta celebrate Halloween anyway, if ya ask me!
[He frowns a little, but turns to throw some TP anyway while he talks. He's trying to put that stuff out of mind for the moment.]
Well, I was here for Westport, an' the Commie town... they've done some other stuff too, but those were the worst. Somma the stuff they do is just kinda...weird. Like Vaentine's Day. 'R April Fool's.
[He catches it of course!] Thanks, pally. Naw, it's okay. I mean, this stuff ain't gonna stop till we find a way outta here. An' a lotta what just happened here was kinda like what Westport was like.
I should prob'ly make a call 'r somethin', since a lotta people here weren't around when Wesport opened up.
[he laughs too.] I never heard 'a Thanksgiving chickens, pally, but yer right, that would kinda make sense! An' here it's already Halloween. They already missed their best chance fer somethin' like that!
I suppose they just aren't very creative then. They're merely following the guidelines of the time period, in so many ways; nuclear war, strange men in suits. No creativity.
Yeah, they really like stickin' to tha Andy-Griffith-meets-the-Twilight-Zone kind of vibe, don't they? So maybe we'll be in fer some radioactive turkeys instead.
[Not that Scout comes from too far off of this time period as it is.]
If you're here to cause trouble, please turn back around. Besides, I already let a little girl handle the trees.
[With this, he indicates where Cirno has already TPed the trees]
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Damn, someone's got way ahead 'a me! That's good though. Otherwise I'd be disappointed with tha kids in this town.
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She kindly avoided the roof since it's too hard for me to get up there. Though I do wonder, you seem to be carrying more than toilet paper; what exactly are you up to?
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Ah, ya know, just havin' some fun! Doesn't seem like anyone's havin' any parties 'r anythin'. Guess that's all thanks ta all the crap that just went on. Gotta celebrate Halloween anyway, if ya ask me!
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I'm starting to notice something that many of the people here have in common; we're hard to put down.
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[He settles the papers down quietly, moving the bowl of candy on top of them so there's no issues of them blowing away.]
Until all that happened, I was sort of pretending this was just some weird dream or something. But now I'm a slight bit worried.
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Well, I was here for Westport, an' the Commie town... they've done some other stuff too, but those were the worst. Somma the stuff they do is just kinda...weird. Like Vaentine's Day. 'R April Fool's.
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Perhaps this is not a good time to ask...
[He draws a piece of candy out, calling out to Scout to catch before tossing it with good aim towards him.]
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I should prob'ly make a call 'r somethin', since a lotta people here weren't around when Wesport opened up.
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Why do turkeys? Wouldn't chickens be better? Then we can all have the brilliant pun about running around with their heads cut off.
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[Not that Scout comes from too far off of this time period as it is.]
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