hello!!!!
Hey guys how's it going? i know its been really really long time since i have updated my LJ. So far things are going pretty good, learning that the life i lead now is the actual reality of living and surviving and making my life the way i want it to be.
been hanging around with people from here and there, just enjoying it as much as i can...living it, sleeping it, eatting it, and earning it i guess.... heh
i came across a joke and i thought i share it with everyone.
here goes
other then that, enjoy your life, live it as you want and have fun!!! til then...talk to you all later..or even page me and we can maybe meet up and grab a beer or something ....ciao for now
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a
knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up .
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena .
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world!
been hanging around with people from here and there, just enjoying it as much as i can...living it, sleeping it, eatting it, and earning it i guess.... heh
i came across a joke and i thought i share it with everyone.
here goes
other then that, enjoy your life, live it as you want and have fun!!! til then...talk to you all later..or even page me and we can maybe meet up and grab a beer or something ....ciao for now
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a
knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the
2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up .
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena .
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.."
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
If you don't send this to five friends right away, there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world!