Weird Feeling In My Mouth
Well, it’s now Wednesday. I’m sitting here with this carbamide peroxide gel in my mouth. Years of coca cola abuse have stained my teeth, so courtesy of my mother a former dental nurse and her contacts amongst the world of dentistry I’m bleaching my teeth. Soon they will be as white as a white piece of Xerox A4 paper. It feels really odd, but I'm going to put up with it! Anyway enough about my teeth, I went to spoons on Monday, and I didn’t drink. I took the car, it wasn’t too bad, I was more concerned about some drunken nut smashing my car window, but it was pretty uneventful. Driving along the heads of the valleys road I was hit by this smell of raw sewerage, immediately I turned to chid and asked “have you shit?” to which he replied no. I soon realised the smell was coming from a truck in front. I saw crab woman that night too, my arch nemesis. You know things would be a lot easier if she would just die!
Kristian was there again, he was telling me about some group called interhash which tour around the world and spend their time running around town centres in red clothes getting pissed, good for them!!
So, what did I do yesterday, well I stayed in bed till about one, then I played a little Xbox, and saw Pearce later on. Bees and Chid are now the proud owners of pellet guns, I have considered joining the club but my mother is a very very powerful woman, she would destroy me if I brought a gun into the house, although I already have a samurai sword.
Kristian was there again, he was telling me about some group called interhash which tour around the world and spend their time running around town centres in red clothes getting pissed, good for them!!
So, what did I do yesterday, well I stayed in bed till about one, then I played a little Xbox, and saw Pearce later on. Bees and Chid are now the proud owners of pellet guns, I have considered joining the club but my mother is a very very powerful woman, she would destroy me if I brought a gun into the house, although I already have a samurai sword.