i am so bored
Shuffle your CD player or whatever and pick the first 14 songs…
1. How does the world see me?
"If I had it all" - dave matthews band
2. Will I have a happy life?
"pick a number please" -dane cook (a skit about those fortune teller things u folded out of paper)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"you don't know my name" - alicia keys
(great..)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"the only living boy in new york" -simon and garfunkel
5. How can I make myself happy?
"gimme back my bullets" -lynyrd skynyrd
(ha!!)
6. What should I do with my life?
"un-break my heart" -toni braxton
(...um)
7. Why is life full of so much pain?
"i'll feel a whole lot better" -the byrds
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"why don't you get a job?" -offspring
(does that mean i'm a golddigger?)
9. Will I ever have children?
"changes" -2pac
10. Will I die happy?
"i will always love you" - whitney houston
11. What is some good advice for me?
"when the shit goes down" -cypress hill
12. What is happiness?
"communism" -common
13. What is my favorite fetish?
"at the zoo" - simon and garfunkel
(WHAT!!?)
14. How will I be remembered?
"late for work" -dane cook
(holy crap i've only been to work like twice the three years i worked there!..whatev)
1. How does the world see me?
"If I had it all" - dave matthews band
2. Will I have a happy life?
"pick a number please" -dane cook (a skit about those fortune teller things u folded out of paper)
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"you don't know my name" - alicia keys
(great..)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"the only living boy in new york" -simon and garfunkel
5. How can I make myself happy?
"gimme back my bullets" -lynyrd skynyrd
(ha!!)
6. What should I do with my life?
"un-break my heart" -toni braxton
(...um)
7. Why is life full of so much pain?
"i'll feel a whole lot better" -the byrds
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"why don't you get a job?" -offspring
(does that mean i'm a golddigger?)
9. Will I ever have children?
"changes" -2pac
10. Will I die happy?
"i will always love you" - whitney houston
11. What is some good advice for me?
"when the shit goes down" -cypress hill
12. What is happiness?
"communism" -common
13. What is my favorite fetish?
"at the zoo" - simon and garfunkel
(WHAT!!?)
14. How will I be remembered?
"late for work" -dane cook
(holy crap i've only been to work like twice the three years i worked there!..whatev)