Happy Un-Birthday!
A Very Merry Un-Birthday to you!
In honor of this special occasion, I would like to send you a gift. To receive said gift, just leave a comment or send a message with your physical address. The comments will be screened so no one can see it, and I promise not to give the info to a porn company. Unless you really, really want me to do so. And can provide me with the info for the porn company.
The present itself is secret, but I can tell you it contains:
1) Something cool
2) Something awesome and true
3) A query only you can answer
I couldn't think of a quaint rhyme for the things, so a list will have to do. I hope you enjoy your special day!
P.S. If you think this entry is not for you, then consider it for you in particular. Yes, even YOU.
In honor of this special occasion, I would like to send you a gift. To receive said gift, just leave a comment or send a message with your physical address. The comments will be screened so no one can see it, and I promise not to give the info to a porn company. Unless you really, really want me to do so. And can provide me with the info for the porn company.
The present itself is secret, but I can tell you it contains:
1) Something cool
2) Something awesome and true
3) A query only you can answer
I couldn't think of a quaint rhyme for the things, so a list will have to do. I hope you enjoy your special day!
P.S. If you think this entry is not for you, then consider it for you in particular. Yes, even YOU.