A diva is a female version of a Hustla.....
I'm having a pretty damn good day. And shit, did I need one finally. I just changed my car insurance policy and I'm saving money. WOO! For serious, and no I didn't switch to Geico. Though that little Gecko is the cutest fucking thing since polka dots. But, I'm not too fond of polka dots. I think it's because that polka music makes me want to run away. But then, I somehow get on the subject of Germans and I start to smile. Then that turns into my love for jews and then I proceed to sing tunes from Fiddler on the Roof. I sing if I were a rich man and then I come full circle. Money is the root of all evil, but I like evil....at times.
I want to marry the Joker because I realized (when I saw the Dark Knight) that he and I are the same person. I just don't have the follow through. He's just one upped me with the killing and the stealing and the awesome one liners. Well, I got one out of the three. I can knock back a good one liner from time to time. He and I would be very happy together.
For the first time yesterday, I saw that Beyonce is actually pretty. I blame it on Morgan for being so obsessed with her. Morgan is my minion from Discovery. She's soon to be 13 and my baby sister I never had. She's wonderful.
I need to finish my entry now. I have three minutes left on this computer and I feel that it might explode if I go over the limit.
I want to marry the Joker because I realized (when I saw the Dark Knight) that he and I are the same person. I just don't have the follow through. He's just one upped me with the killing and the stealing and the awesome one liners. Well, I got one out of the three. I can knock back a good one liner from time to time. He and I would be very happy together.
For the first time yesterday, I saw that Beyonce is actually pretty. I blame it on Morgan for being so obsessed with her. Morgan is my minion from Discovery. She's soon to be 13 and my baby sister I never had. She's wonderful.
I need to finish my entry now. I have three minutes left on this computer and I feel that it might explode if I go over the limit.