Mar 14, 2005 15:19
Dubious, androgenous, a-racial, plastic surgery-fixated former pop-stars. If you don't want to end up in front of a judge on a tiddler-diddling charge firstly:
a. remain in full contact with the real world.
b. don't bring uneccesary attention to yourself by having trillions of pounds of unsuccessful corrective surgery to change from one racial type to another.
c. try to associate with humans of roughly your own age group
d. don't host guests whom you can ply with alcohol and get into bed with
e. surround yourself with people who are more than sychophantic cunts who are scared to remind you that what you are doing can be construed as paedophilia
f. don't bum kids.