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Women are
like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men
don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling
and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.
And................Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
And................Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.