Headlines
Apparently, lunacy can, in fact, travel further north than the Mason-Dixon line:
Turner, Maine - "Expert Calls 'Hybrid Mutant' Just a Dog"
An animal lies dead in Turner, Maine, after apparently being hit by a car. Locals speculated that it is a mystery hybrid creature of local legend. An expert said it's a dog.
Watertown, NY - "Church Fires Teacher For Being Female"
I think this one can speak for itself.
Turner, Maine - "Expert Calls 'Hybrid Mutant' Just a Dog"
An animal lies dead in Turner, Maine, after apparently being hit by a car. Locals speculated that it is a mystery hybrid creature of local legend. An expert said it's a dog.
Watertown, NY - "Church Fires Teacher For Being Female"
I think this one can speak for itself.