to update or not to update?
well. things have happened. i think. i don't remember much of the past week or two. i'll see if i can sum up the highlights for all of you out there who care:
[] basically pissed constantly since luke and i broke up
[] grandma has offered to let me move in with her
[] i'm seriously considering living with my grandma. i love her so much!
[] i bought a fucking gorgeous umbrella. my first umbrella. it's clear and shiny.
[] i voted! ... then i spent the day toasting in the sun in a wine stained white mini skirt and floral string bikini with my hair all shaggy and my massive 70s aviator sunnies with beer and jack daniels to comfort me. saturday was fucking glorious. for no reason.
[] i went on a safari. it was in twitch's back yard. my safari journey was one of discovery and enlightenment and when i reached my exotic destination down in the forest at the back i called to my faithful crew who came to join me in utopia with beer and jack and we made me a halo of ivy to wear in my shaggy shaggy hair. i am nature girl.
[] much dancing. bad bad dancing.
[] *grabs a beer, for old time's sake*
[] drank on the way to work today. work sux. think i'm gonna get a new job
[] finally got to see fight club. fucking great.
[] did i mention how awesome my umbrella is?!
[] dancing in the rain. naked!!
[] a little nanna-ing
[] sitting upside down. laughing. choaking on beer.
[] getting kisses. many many kisses! ahh. kisses.
[] losing my ivy and then finding it again.
[] after being away from home for three days coming home to crazy crazy people in my house
[] threesomes all over the place
[] waking up with 2 or 3 boys passed out in my bed this morning
[] vanilla ice
[] stupid supid great stupid photos of pissed me! HURRAY! think i need to post some of those crazy drunk photos of me. ha ha!! they'll give ya all a giggle!
[] beer
[] sitting in the rain. naked.
[] being seen half naked under my old friend kat with her (lovely) tits in my hands and my ex boyfriend crawling on top... by said boyfriend's father. that was so funny. oh gods i laughed.
[] um... sex. did i mention sex?
[] and uh... alcohol. fucking lots of alcohol. everyday and every night for the past week or so!
[] excelent food. really awesome rice.
[] going to work in the same clothes the next day with shag hair and no make up at all!
[] stickers being stuck on my tits and ripped off randomly later... leaving big horrible scratch marks for all to see. not sure why my whole office can see my tits... must be wearing something silly like a low cut neckline...
[] stockings torn.
[] met some crazy old laricans... shit. i've never written that word before. how the fuck do you spell that?! anyway, crazy drunk old geezas with home made cider and a bon fire in the back yard. that was fun.
[] actually, just today at a mate's place i decided to take off my bra cause it was digging into me in my laid back posture... so i just tore it in half between the cups and removed the two pieces keeping my top on. it was my favourite bra. an elle macpherson one. her's are the best. shame to see it go... but we all gotta go someday.
[] arnie
[] bleeding
[] beer
[] yoga. ... it's funny. my strand of yoga. very strange to think i have a yogic out look after reading all those highlights of my past few days...
[] oh i cleaned the kitchen! it looks lovely!
[] watched my ex (that still sounds so wierd, saying i have an ex...) messaging all night on his phone that he pretty much never uses. he's got three chicks lined up for tuning already!
[] shaved my legs
[] decided i'm getting a tat of a black chicken (iolas) done on my thigh (cause i got big chicken thighs) with a beak dripping blood. iolas is king. blackest of the black. plumpest of the plump! she brings death to all.
[] can't remember anything else, but there was much more and it was all gold. GOLD.
love n' rainbows kids. everything's awesome. not really, but i can tell myself that and if i drink enough i'll believe it!!
i'm not an alcoh.
i'm not a nympho.
i'm not in denial.
i love you all.