Count the things wrong with this passage!
We've all had moments where we worry about our friends doing stupid things, whether out of low self-esteem or just lack of perspective. But today, after doing some random searching around Facebook and gazing upon this passage, I think I can safely say that I will never feel that way about any of you ever again:
"hey. just got ur im msg. how r u? yep. i'm engaged! his name is ****. i think - well i hope ive told u about him. we met here in jax, fl as roommates in our apt complex. officially we've been together since mid-april but might as well have been longer lol. he's 27 and from ga. the sad part is that he had to propose to me from jail. neither of our parents know yet. we wanna wait til he's out to tell them. my parents haven't even met him yet and r willing to help pay for bail! it's still slowly starting to sink in that im getting married!"
Names removed to protect the retarded. I love how the story gets progressively worse with every sentence. Reminds me of that girl in my high school math class who kept asking us if you could get a restraining order made by your parents removed. "Well, you see, he's bipolar and forgets to take his medication a lot. He didn't mean to threaten the principal! He's really a big sweetie!"
Also, I'm using this icon especially for Kristin.
"hey. just got ur im msg. how r u? yep. i'm engaged! his name is ****. i think - well i hope ive told u about him. we met here in jax, fl as roommates in our apt complex. officially we've been together since mid-april but might as well have been longer lol. he's 27 and from ga. the sad part is that he had to propose to me from jail. neither of our parents know yet. we wanna wait til he's out to tell them. my parents haven't even met him yet and r willing to help pay for bail! it's still slowly starting to sink in that im getting married!"
Names removed to protect the retarded. I love how the story gets progressively worse with every sentence. Reminds me of that girl in my high school math class who kept asking us if you could get a restraining order made by your parents removed. "Well, you see, he's bipolar and forgets to take his medication a lot. He didn't mean to threaten the principal! He's really a big sweetie!"
Also, I'm using this icon especially for Kristin.