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May 31, 2006 10:26

Me: *explains everything that's been happening in my life*
Ivy: "That sounds very much like an anime."
Me: >_< "Why me, God?"

At Car Dealership

Me: *filling out paperwork* "Doodely-doodely-doo...:D"
Car Dealer: "Oh, June 9th is your birthday, right? You sure?"
Me: "Yes."
Car Dealer: "Oh, MAN, that's a bad omen for me. That's my ex-wife's birthday. She's...urgh."
Me: ">_>....okay..."
Car Dealer: "She just got Generalized Anxiety Disorder or somethin' and became a completely different person than who I married, ya know?"
Me: "_>....Um, totally."
Car Dealer: "They got her on all these medications and just turned her into something else. But hey, I'm all done with alimony!"
Me: ">_>.....o-kayyy..."
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