conversations around the television
fraterrisus: Why don't they pinch run for Big Papi here?
(Convienently, the television shows us all of the players that are on the Red Sox bench.)
miss_chance: Well, all of those players are technically faster than Papi...
fraterrisus: Right, but a long fly ball to right field could score my grandmother.
miss_chance: I was about to say "Your DAD scores with your grandmother," but that would just be really, really wrong. So I won't say that.
(Convienently, the television shows us all of the players that are on the Red Sox bench.)
miss_chance: Well, all of those players are technically faster than Papi...
fraterrisus: Right, but a long fly ball to right field could score my grandmother.
miss_chance: I was about to say "Your DAD scores with your grandmother," but that would just be really, really wrong. So I won't say that.