*Guess who was sleeping in the closet? Guess who's covered in blood? Guess who has Coraline's seeing stone in his pocket? Guess who just fell from the 10th floor cuz of this guy? That's right. In all his tie-dye glory*
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??????? And what the hell is THAT??
HEY! [From the wall monitor barks our friendly neighbourhood Sinclair!] STOP RUNNIN', SON. Jack's on his way there. Stay put - without dyin' - and you'll be safe in no time.
STOP RUNNING? There's a .. there's a .... A THAT THING!!
*aaand it's chasing him too! yay! But thanks to the debris from the explosion on the Eighth floor he's going to take a wild swing at the ghoul with a pipe*
Calm your damn self down, damnit. You won't be able t'kill it, but if you knock it down... Hide, son, and when Jack comes for you, don't startle him but make yourself known. Got it?
There'll be a man in a cable-knit sweater comin' down on the ghouls with a shotgun. He'n Bhamba'n Diogenes Pendergast are headed your way, son. Just do what I say and you won't get eaten. Deal?
Not dead. Right. *looks down at himself and all the blood.* I'll uh .. yeah. *Tim and his trusty pipe are going to make their way over to that thread Diogenes.*
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??????? And what the hell is THAT??
*Cue some running from dead-wife-ghoul*
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HEY! [From the wall monitor barks our friendly neighbourhood Sinclair!] STOP RUNNIN', SON. Jack's on his way there. Stay put - without dyin' - and you'll be safe in no time.
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*aaand it's chasing him too! yay! But thanks to the debris from the explosion on the Eighth floor he's going to take a wild swing at the ghoul with a pipe*
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*He glances around at the wreckage and giant holes in all the walls*
I don't know who Jack is!
*And there's a solid THUNK as Tim manages to send the dead-wife ghoul flying into a wall*
HA!
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*Tim's wailing on zombie-ghouls like he's in Dead Rising now.*
What do you suggest?
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See the man swingin' the sledge down the hall? Go that way. Make sure they know you're not dead.
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