"penny"
So today I get a call from a person named penny. As far as I know Penny's a girls name but this Penny had a pretty deep voice and quite the Gay lispe. Penny asked me where I was from and when I told her Canada, 'she' told me 'she' though Canadians were really hot, thanks Penny *thumbs up*. 'She' also came up with several Pet names for me through out the 15 minute call. These ranged from 'honey' to 'baby' to 'love' to even 'beautiful', even though I'm fairly sure it was obvious to both of us that the phone was a non visual medium and she really had no idea what I looked liked. Fortunatly this call came with only 20 minutes left in my shift so I logged out 5 minutes early and went home to take a shower. The dirty feeling won't go away though so I think Imma go drink some bleach see ya later.