Your fascination with naked walls of silken skin
HAY. Prom-dress designery people.
Has it occurred to you that some teenage girls have these things called breasts? And that maybe some of them wear bras for the proper containment of said breasts?
And that maybe, just maybe, some of us well endowed teenage girls would like to be able to find just one fucking prom dress that enables them to wear a bra with it? Because, seriously, these D-cups do not hold themselves up. Yet 95% of prom dresses are backless, meaning that I can't. Wear. A. Bra. Not even a chintzy strapless one.
Speaking of which...HAY. Bra designery people. D-cups need a little strapless love too, you know. Better yet, I would like to be able to find a bra in my size that is not a granny bucket. Even Victoria's Secret doesn't carry my size. That's just sad.
Let this be a lesson to all you girls who complain about not being big enough in the chest: it is NOT fucking worth it. At least you can find clothes that fit you properly, and that do not necessitate a loss of dignity and/or decency.
Has it occurred to you that some teenage girls have these things called breasts? And that maybe some of them wear bras for the proper containment of said breasts?
And that maybe, just maybe, some of us well endowed teenage girls would like to be able to find just one fucking prom dress that enables them to wear a bra with it? Because, seriously, these D-cups do not hold themselves up. Yet 95% of prom dresses are backless, meaning that I can't. Wear. A. Bra. Not even a chintzy strapless one.
Speaking of which...HAY. Bra designery people. D-cups need a little strapless love too, you know. Better yet, I would like to be able to find a bra in my size that is not a granny bucket. Even Victoria's Secret doesn't carry my size. That's just sad.
Let this be a lesson to all you girls who complain about not being big enough in the chest: it is NOT fucking worth it. At least you can find clothes that fit you properly, and that do not necessitate a loss of dignity and/or decency.