090910 TOOTH FAIRY AND CAPS
JESUS CHRIST. MOTONARI DOESN'T APPROVE OF THIS SHIT. IN FACT HE WOULD BLOCK ALL SUNSHINE FOR THE SCRIPT WRITER OF THIS MOVIE.
THE ROCK IS A SUPER MANRY HOCKEY PLAYER IN MINOR LEAGUE WHO LIKES TO SEPARATE HIS OPPONENTS FROM THEIR PRECIOUS TOOTH, HENCE THE 'TOOTH FAIRY' NICK NAME, BUT HE IS SECRETLY UNHAPPY WITH HIS LYFE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN DREAMIN', THIS SHOWN BY A SCENE WHERE HE CRUSHED A LITTLE BOY'S DREAM TO PIECES. WHAT A BASTARD.
THE ROCK HAS A VERY PRETTY GIRLFRIEND WITH TWO KIDS. THE KIDS ARE SO DAMN WEIRD I DON'T EVEN KNOW. THE FIRST SON IS A POTENTIAL MEMBER OF EMO BAND IN HIS FUTURE, WHILE THE YOUNGER DAUGHTER HAS A FIXATION ON VAMPIRES AND FAIRIES, SHE MIGHT BE A HARDCORE TWILIGHT FAN (TEAM EDWARD).
IN ONE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, THE DAUGHTER HAS ONE OF HER TEETH FELL OFF SO SHE WENT ALL "OMG OMG A FAIRY TOTALLY WOULD COME INTO MA ROOM TONIGHT AND EXCHANGE IT FOR A DOLLAR" LIKE IT'S NOT CREEPY AT ALL TO HAVE A STRANGE CREATURE ENTER YOUR ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TEEE HEE. THINGS HAPPENED BLAH BLAH THE ROCK FORGOT TO PUT A DOLLAR UNDER HER BED SO EVERYONE GET UPSET BECUZ THE ROCK IS BEING RATIONAL AND REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT TOOTH FAIRIES EXIST.
BUT WITH HIS LUCK, IN THE SAME NIGHT THE ROCK SOMEHOW GROW A PAIR OF TOTALLY UGLY WINGS. THE WINGS ARE SO UGLY MOTONARI WANTS TO CUT THEM OFF WITH HIS RING BLADE. ALSO, HE SUDDENLY GETTING THROWN INTO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE FAIRIES EXIST, COMPLETE WITH TUTUS. SERIOUSLY WHO DID THE COSTUME FOR THIS MOVIE? SERIOUSLY, GOD DAMN THEY ARE UGLY.
BEING FAIRIES AIN'T EASY FOLKS, APPARENTLY THEY HAVE PLENTY OF RULES - AND THE ROCK MUST WORK AS A TOOTH FAIRY FOR TWO WEEKS BECUZ HE CRUSHED CHILDREN'S DREAMS AND EAT THEIR COOKIES. ADDED WITH AN ANNOYING SUPERVISOR WHO BTW IS A FAIRY.... WITHOUT WINGS. WHICH IS BS BECAUSE THEY CAN BLOW SOME WINGS ON THE ROCK, BUT WHY CAN'T THEY GROW WINGS FOR THE SUPERVISOR?
BLAH BLAH BLAH CLICHE BLAH BLAH BLAH THE SON WANTS TO PLAY AT HIS TALENT SHOW BUT OMG NO CONFIDENCE BLAH BLAH BLAH SOME FUNNY SHIT INVOLVING LEOTARDS AND DRUGS BLAH BLAH BLAH THE SUPERVISOR ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE A TOOTH FAIRY TOO BUT ALAS HE HAS NO WING BLAH BLAH BLAH THE ROCK GET INSPIRED TO HELP EVERYONE IN HIS TTLY MANRY WAY TO FLY BLAH BLAH BLAH THE ROCK FINALLY BELIEVES THE POWER OF DREAM.
THE SON PLAY HIS GUITAR IN THE TALENT SHOW.
THE END.
FUCK THIS SACRED CRAP.
SOMEONE CALL ME WHEN THE ROCK-GUY PLAY A ROLE AS SOME BUFF SPORT GUY.
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