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The Most Random Questions You Will Ever Fill Out
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
no
2. Are you gay?
no
3.Do you have hairy legs?
not really... i gotta shave em tonight though
4. Do you like monkeys?
yup...especially my monkey pillow. nobody fucks with it
5. How many fillings do you have?
3
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
pool
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
yep
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
yup...boot camp blues bitch
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
no
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
no
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
yup...sphincter says what?
13. Describe your hair.
brown, blonde highlights.
14. Are you a wild beast?
why yes, yes i am
15. Do you like to have fun?
yup
16. Do you like drama?
no
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
oh god yes...especially on french fries
18. Are you afraid to die?
no..just afraid that it will happen too soon
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
yep
20. Do you like lyme tics?
no
21. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
no
22. Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
uh....no?
23. Are you an adult?
yup...but mentally im around the age of 3
24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
yup
25. Are you a television addict?
specific shows, yes
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
yes
27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
hah...yeah
28. On a swing?
no
29. Do you like Elvis?
no
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
no but i loved that bloodhound gang song
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
i hate zoos
32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
i dont like turk. i dont even eat it on thanksgiving
33. Does your mom think someone's hot?
my moms got a thing for kanye west
34. Are you a sugar freak?
no
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
who the fuck knocks anymore?
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
no
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
no
38. do you like orange juice?
no..grapefruit
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
hhaha yessss...new years eve 3 years ago
40. Where do you wish you were right now?
errrr....in bed?
41. Did you enjoy this?
no not really
42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
i ate paste...and goddamn it was goood
43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
nope...just peanuts
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
ew...my parents dont have sex...i came from an immaculate conception and my brother was dropped off by the stork.
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
yes
46. Can you roll your tongue?
yes
47. Can you lick your own nose?
yes
48. Do you like Halloween?
most definitely
49. Do you still watch Saved By The Bell?
yep
50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
no
51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
yes
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
no
2. Are you gay?
no
3.Do you have hairy legs?
not really... i gotta shave em tonight though
4. Do you like monkeys?
yup...especially my monkey pillow. nobody fucks with it
5. How many fillings do you have?
3
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
pool
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
yep
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
yup...boot camp blues bitch
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
no
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
no
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
yup...sphincter says what?
13. Describe your hair.
brown, blonde highlights.
14. Are you a wild beast?
why yes, yes i am
15. Do you like to have fun?
yup
16. Do you like drama?
no
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
oh god yes...especially on french fries
18. Are you afraid to die?
no..just afraid that it will happen too soon
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
yep
20. Do you like lyme tics?
no
21. Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
no
22. Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
uh....no?
23. Are you an adult?
yup...but mentally im around the age of 3
24. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
yup
25. Are you a television addict?
specific shows, yes
26. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
yes
27. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
hah...yeah
28. On a swing?
no
29. Do you like Elvis?
no
30. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
no but i loved that bloodhound gang song
31. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
i hate zoos
32. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
i dont like turk. i dont even eat it on thanksgiving
33. Does your mom think someone's hot?
my moms got a thing for kanye west
34. Are you a sugar freak?
no
35. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
who the fuck knocks anymore?
36. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
no
37. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?
no
38. do you like orange juice?
no..grapefruit
39. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
hhaha yessss...new years eve 3 years ago
40. Where do you wish you were right now?
errrr....in bed?
41. Did you enjoy this?
no not really
42. Did you eat your glue as a child?
i ate paste...and goddamn it was goood
43. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
nope...just peanuts
44. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
ew...my parents dont have sex...i came from an immaculate conception and my brother was dropped off by the stork.
45. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
yes
46. Can you roll your tongue?
yes
47. Can you lick your own nose?
yes
48. Do you like Halloween?
most definitely
49. Do you still watch Saved By The Bell?
yep
50. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
no
51. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
yes