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HOLY SHIT.
BEST NIGHT EVER.
Went to Studio 13...the gay bar in downtown Iowa City. Tonite was the Drag Queen Christmas Show! I got kissed by a drag queen! He/She was AMAZING. Sang Madonna's version of American Pie. I took a picture. Holy shit!
It was so cool. Drag queens are my favorite. There was two HUGE ones. One did the splits in a blue fringe dress. The other had a corset that made her/his waist absurdly small. These two were HUGE guys, like linebacker size...dancing, singing christmas carols, with HUGE hair and elaborate makeup.
Then there was my favorite...the one who kissed me. She sang maddonna, dressed in a red dress. She had a better body than i did! Her second act she dressed up as a dominatrix and sang that one Halloween-y song "sweet dreams are made of these, who am i to disagree....everybodys looking for something...some of them want to abuse, some of them want to be abused." you know the one. HA HA HA HA. Holy shit. The nipples were cut out of her pleather leotard and there were fake boobs. I got to put my dollar in her/his cleavage! HELL YES.
Ashley, my suitemate, has horrible homophobia...HOWEVER, we got her to go. She danced with a drag queen and a gay guy. She was alright with that. HELL YES.
I spent all of the $9 that i brought. $5 on cover, and then $4 on drag queens. I put it in their clevage.
It was a girls birthday (careys friend Ashley) and she was brought on stage with the Queen of the Drag Queens. OMG, fucking hysterical. She [The Queen] Was talking about picking up dick with her. Then Ashley was trying to take her money, got into a fake fight. "those are my dollars bitch" was yelled. There was talk of pussy, cock, dick, sucking dick, fucking etc. I LOVED IT.
Saw some nipples...those of a man who likes to dress like a lady and had implants. OH YEAH. I saw the nips of Fontain Alexandra. Fontaine Alexandra is Miss Gay Iowa City...thats her official title. It was an amazing time.
Found a taxi afterward...fit 9 people in a tiny taxi...i was laying on the top of EVERYONE. Holy shit...me, ashley, carey, yaron, eileen, ashley, steve, amanda a., amanda b. All in one taxi for the low low price of $14.
Sorry if this doesnt make sense...But i have to put as much here as possible before i forget it.
I have a final at 2:15 tomorrow and i havent studied at all. HERE I GO NOW.
BEST NIGHT EVER.
Went to Studio 13...the gay bar in downtown Iowa City. Tonite was the Drag Queen Christmas Show! I got kissed by a drag queen! He/She was AMAZING. Sang Madonna's version of American Pie. I took a picture. Holy shit!
It was so cool. Drag queens are my favorite. There was two HUGE ones. One did the splits in a blue fringe dress. The other had a corset that made her/his waist absurdly small. These two were HUGE guys, like linebacker size...dancing, singing christmas carols, with HUGE hair and elaborate makeup.
Then there was my favorite...the one who kissed me. She sang maddonna, dressed in a red dress. She had a better body than i did! Her second act she dressed up as a dominatrix and sang that one Halloween-y song "sweet dreams are made of these, who am i to disagree....everybodys looking for something...some of them want to abuse, some of them want to be abused." you know the one. HA HA HA HA. Holy shit. The nipples were cut out of her pleather leotard and there were fake boobs. I got to put my dollar in her/his cleavage! HELL YES.
Ashley, my suitemate, has horrible homophobia...HOWEVER, we got her to go. She danced with a drag queen and a gay guy. She was alright with that. HELL YES.
I spent all of the $9 that i brought. $5 on cover, and then $4 on drag queens. I put it in their clevage.
It was a girls birthday (careys friend Ashley) and she was brought on stage with the Queen of the Drag Queens. OMG, fucking hysterical. She [The Queen] Was talking about picking up dick with her. Then Ashley was trying to take her money, got into a fake fight. "those are my dollars bitch" was yelled. There was talk of pussy, cock, dick, sucking dick, fucking etc. I LOVED IT.
Saw some nipples...those of a man who likes to dress like a lady and had implants. OH YEAH. I saw the nips of Fontain Alexandra. Fontaine Alexandra is Miss Gay Iowa City...thats her official title. It was an amazing time.
Found a taxi afterward...fit 9 people in a tiny taxi...i was laying on the top of EVERYONE. Holy shit...me, ashley, carey, yaron, eileen, ashley, steve, amanda a., amanda b. All in one taxi for the low low price of $14.
Sorry if this doesnt make sense...But i have to put as much here as possible before i forget it.
I have a final at 2:15 tomorrow and i havent studied at all. HERE I GO NOW.