Tonite, i wasnt planning on going out...truly. So i am watching Clerks after ordering pizza. Good friend Amanda Barron comes in and tells me i have to go the the Summit. So therefore i have no choice
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The guy named Nelly on my floor is a drunken ass. He gets excessively drunk almost every night of the week. I'm talking borderline comatose. He stumbles around being annoying, he pisses on everything besides a urinal and usually ends up falling asleep in someone else's bed. There was this one time he pissed in the stairwell then vomitted in the hall. Last time he came back super-pissed, screaming at the top of his lungs about how he had no friends. So he whips his cell phone against the wall, shattering it, then locks himself in his room. When anyone tried getting him to come out of there, he'd scream, through tears, for them to go away. Well, eventually he came out of his room, calmly walked to the lounge, and pissed on our communal vacuum. Well, when he was walking back to his room the RA on duty caught up with him and tried getting him to snap out of his catatonic state, the RA warned that if Nelly wouldn't respond he'd call 911 on him, for alcohol poisoning. Well Nelly didn't respond, so the cops and the paramedics came, and were pounding on his door, and the cop had to take statements from everyone because of the vandalism charges that were going to be brought up over the vaccum. Needless to say Nelly is in a lot of trouble. Also the bastard borrowed my playstation controller without asking. True story.
-JLar
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