So So Saturday Night
Several folk have asked me about the crazy events of Saturday night, here is the email response I sent to Joff:
Some drunk 16 year old ended up at Nicks flat, while we were having a post so so modern party and she arrived with Lee but he passed out, and so she started to annoy everyone who were mostly sober. Will was pissed and she tried hitting on him, but he was mostly un-responsive due to being fucked.
Anyway she started trying to make out with Will, So Nick stood in the doorway yelling "stop trying to rape my comatose friends you slut!".
Anyhow, she got off will and then jumped on Lee who was also coma'd out by this stage.
Anyway Todd got Will inside and the guys decided to take Will home, so they left, then they managed to get this girl off Lee and Rose and co dragged him home. Anyway so now its Melinda, me, nick, t'nealle, josh, henry, ross and Alex and we're all sober with a drunk 16 year old who refuses to leave.
She keeps telling us she'll just sleep on the floor, and t'nealle keeps telling her no cause they've got a flat inspection at 6am. So we try to call her a taxi but she announces she has no money, and lives in Lincoln.
So we offer to call her parents, and she starts ranting about how her parents don't care what she does. So we ask her for her cellphone, which she claims to have lost in Will's car- which is impossible cause Will didn't drive and she didn't arrive with them. Anyway Josh tricks her into giving him her last name and we go to try and find her details on bebo. We have no luck so we then try calling all the Morris's in the phone book.
We have no luck then cause half the people refuse to answer their phones at 3:30am. Anyway while sitting locked up in Josh's bedroom I suggest we call the police. So Nick rings the cops and tells them there is an intoxicated youth in their residence and no one there knows who she is.
So eventually the cops show up and try to take her away, she resists then starts ranting about how she's going to be in so much trouble and her parents are going to kill her. Then when the cops finally got her out on the street she tried to tell the cops she had accommodation in town sorted which Nick and T'nealle informed them she did not, and then she tried to tell them she was sober and fine. But yeah, they took her away and we sat round ranting about bad parenting.
Some drunk 16 year old ended up at Nicks flat, while we were having a post so so modern party and she arrived with Lee but he passed out, and so she started to annoy everyone who were mostly sober. Will was pissed and she tried hitting on him, but he was mostly un-responsive due to being fucked.
Anyway she started trying to make out with Will, So Nick stood in the doorway yelling "stop trying to rape my comatose friends you slut!".
Anyhow, she got off will and then jumped on Lee who was also coma'd out by this stage.
Anyway Todd got Will inside and the guys decided to take Will home, so they left, then they managed to get this girl off Lee and Rose and co dragged him home. Anyway so now its Melinda, me, nick, t'nealle, josh, henry, ross and Alex and we're all sober with a drunk 16 year old who refuses to leave.
She keeps telling us she'll just sleep on the floor, and t'nealle keeps telling her no cause they've got a flat inspection at 6am. So we try to call her a taxi but she announces she has no money, and lives in Lincoln.
So we offer to call her parents, and she starts ranting about how her parents don't care what she does. So we ask her for her cellphone, which she claims to have lost in Will's car- which is impossible cause Will didn't drive and she didn't arrive with them. Anyway Josh tricks her into giving him her last name and we go to try and find her details on bebo. We have no luck so we then try calling all the Morris's in the phone book.
We have no luck then cause half the people refuse to answer their phones at 3:30am. Anyway while sitting locked up in Josh's bedroom I suggest we call the police. So Nick rings the cops and tells them there is an intoxicated youth in their residence and no one there knows who she is.
So eventually the cops show up and try to take her away, she resists then starts ranting about how she's going to be in so much trouble and her parents are going to kill her. Then when the cops finally got her out on the street she tried to tell the cops she had accommodation in town sorted which Nick and T'nealle informed them she did not, and then she tried to tell them she was sober and fine. But yeah, they took her away and we sat round ranting about bad parenting.