Confidential to our political leaders
Dear Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney, Mr. McCain, et cetera,
I know that all of you are under a lot of stress right now because you'd like to win the Iraq war. So I thought I'd give you a hot inside tip to help ease your minds:
ITS FUCKING OVER, YOU ASSHOLES.
I know its tough for you to hear, but its true: there is no need to worry about "surrender" because this whole thing has been a big enough screw up to render that word irrelevant. It's done. We lost. We made a big mistake. Bring the troops home. There is no "surrender" - there is only a simple thing you can do to stop the loss of American life. Seriously. Please?
Sincerely,
Franny
I know that all of you are under a lot of stress right now because you'd like to win the Iraq war. So I thought I'd give you a hot inside tip to help ease your minds:
ITS FUCKING OVER, YOU ASSHOLES.
I know its tough for you to hear, but its true: there is no need to worry about "surrender" because this whole thing has been a big enough screw up to render that word irrelevant. It's done. We lost. We made a big mistake. Bring the troops home. There is no "surrender" - there is only a simple thing you can do to stop the loss of American life. Seriously. Please?
Sincerely,
Franny