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Aug 21, 2005 18:59

so this is one peice of work.
it sucks that nowone reads this anymore. your missing out.


bohemian social: wel well..nick bee.
BaJoe005: welll welllll
bohemian social: that remnded me of like...an old western bar..and you just barged through the little like shutter things wth gun blet..one on each side..and i turnaround on my bard stool with a hat shadowing my face, and a  foreign ciggereete in my mouth
BaJoe005: the bar tender dashes for an exit and the whole bar scrambles out of their seats
bohemian social: and then i walkup to you and put out my ciggerette inches from your shoe.
BaJoe005: i ask if you are from around "these parts" and you reply that this town is "NOT big enough for the both of us"
bohemian social: and then i strip you naked and we do it right there in the doorway.
BaJoe005: i was thinking something similar
BaJoe005: i was gonna say piano
bohemian social: yea good call.
BaJoe005: and you would shoot the pianist for playing the wrong song
bohemian social: and then you'd ask me where i'dlearn to shoot like that..and i say "its what happens when a young girl enters a world with nothing worth sparing."
bohemian social: and then yo break a beer bottle over the ledge and rip the ties off my corset.
bohemian social: and then we do it
BaJoe005: ruthlessly
bohemian social: till the sun sets
BaJoe005: until jim west(aka will smith) interrupts and i drown him in a spitoon full of used tobacco chew for making you wait
bohemian social: and then you take off on your horse. I dash to follow you and you stop and look down at me from your saddle and say "dah'lin this town really isn't big enough for the both of us." and i jump up and kiss you and you somehwat shove me off and say. "I love you" and go "Eee-ahh!" and take off into the sunset while i cry for my long lost love.
BaJoe005: and you wait for my return night after night....You get tied to railroad tracks and i miraculously come to your rescue in a delorean that appears out of thin air with a scientist and michael j fox. and i save you just in the nick of time before the train approaches
bohemian social: as we all stand there in fufilled hope and destiny until the reality hits that we are al now gathered together; outlaws and hooker dolls; tink! tink! goes the sound of hot auminum bulltets hitting the rusty metal tracks. There they are. Just over the hill, the silhoettes of The town scavengers ready to take our lives. Michael J fox than suggests to stand still and perhaps prey for gods help. Proving to the rest of the gang tht he was absolutley useless, you think fast and garb my hand and we leap onto the train without bearing any sweat...we lose our friends and travel miles andmiles into the distance, without knowing who or what lie ahead of us
BaJoe005: after living off of corn for five days, we exit the train as it comes to a screeching halt at its next destination. i help you off of the train and we wander about this foreign town looking for shelter and sustinance.
bohemian social: we wonder into town..people begin to stare at us like we were aniamls. Together we enter the local saloon where imediatly we realize we were not welcome
bohemian social: -writers block
BaJoe005: the crazy german settlers threaten to kill us if we do not leave. we start to turn around and be on our way when you get fed up with being pushed around and pull out your two six-shooter. everyone gets startled except for one lone cowgirl. she challenges you to a duel. you take ten paces before you are to draw. on ten you both immediately pull out your smith & wessons and shoot. you shoot and she falls down making a billowing cloud of dust as she does. meanwhile, thanks to your quick reflexes you dodge the deadly bullet and it only manages to grace the side of your arm, but you still collapse. i run over to you and carry you up a room at the local hostal
bohemian social: we run to a dark allley where you (sexily) rip off your sleeve and tie it around my arm when  we here this runbleing. And there he is...L.A's finest chip, Eric Estrada.
BaJoe005: with his charming smile he asks where we are headed. confused but intrigued, we go with him anyway. i mean come on, its eric estrada. we wind up on the set of vh1's i love the 70s.
bohemian social: until we were challenged to a so called "limbo" game and your voted off due to a very limber girlpal.
BaJoe005: and then more romantic night of hot sex
BaJoe005: im all out of ideas
bohemian social: yea i was gonna give you a few mre minutes and then i was just going to end it with more sex as well..soo high five on that one
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