Oh gosh darn!....
Well, that nucleonic fusion reactor that I rigged up to the Nelson's microwave oven didn't work out as good as I thought it would? In my earlier journal post yesterday, I mentioned that I wanted to build that compact fusion reactor so that I could boost the power output of the microwave oven. That thing takes soooooooo freakin' long to cook my frozen turkey tv dinners! I hoped that I could cut down the cooking time by a few minutes, but I guess not.
You see, I hooked it up last night, but I was so tired after watching that comedy movie "Aliens" that I didn't get to test it out. I was gonna do that first thing this morning. Well... I didn't have to test it out after all. Mr. Nelson was up as usual getting ready for work. He threw a cup of coffee in to heat up. Well, the freakin' microwave oven blew up into a million peices and threw Mr. Nelson half way across the kitchen!! Shit!!!.. the blast was so damn loud that it shook the entire house and woke me up too! He was all freakin' out about what happened, but he didn't know that I had hooked up my fusion reactor to the oven ealier last night; so, I just told him, "Well, that'll teach you to buy them cheap Chinese-made microwave ovens from now on, huh??" Since I live in the US, I try to endorse the fact of boosting your economy by having US citizens buy products made in the good 'ol USA!! See? I'm already learning the ways of your earthly cultures and improving the economic status of your society!
I think I'll get started on my next project. I'm hoping to make another fusion reactor for the family car. With increasing gas prices and all, this thing should be a real cost-saver for the Nelsons! I'm sure they'll be proud of me! I hope it doesn't blow up like the microwave oven did, though?
You see, I hooked it up last night, but I was so tired after watching that comedy movie "Aliens" that I didn't get to test it out. I was gonna do that first thing this morning. Well... I didn't have to test it out after all. Mr. Nelson was up as usual getting ready for work. He threw a cup of coffee in to heat up. Well, the freakin' microwave oven blew up into a million peices and threw Mr. Nelson half way across the kitchen!! Shit!!!.. the blast was so damn loud that it shook the entire house and woke me up too! He was all freakin' out about what happened, but he didn't know that I had hooked up my fusion reactor to the oven ealier last night; so, I just told him, "Well, that'll teach you to buy them cheap Chinese-made microwave ovens from now on, huh??" Since I live in the US, I try to endorse the fact of boosting your economy by having US citizens buy products made in the good 'ol USA!! See? I'm already learning the ways of your earthly cultures and improving the economic status of your society!
I think I'll get started on my next project. I'm hoping to make another fusion reactor for the family car. With increasing gas prices and all, this thing should be a real cost-saver for the Nelsons! I'm sure they'll be proud of me! I hope it doesn't blow up like the microwave oven did, though?