Another surprise weekend update! This time it's not so much because I have something to say, but because I've gotten so used to updating daily that it freaks me out when I don't.
Rejected verses for this page:
"You want me to eat grass?
Well that may be fine for you-
But I prefer not to eat
where other animals poo!"
"We both may have four stomachs-
But yours must be made of steel
If you can look at our community bathroom
And consider it a meal!"
"As if it wasn't bad enough
eating food with no taste....
What makes you think I'd want chow
flavored with animal waste?"