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Agatha singed my eyebrow off. It was an accident, of course, but I feel empty inside without my eyebrow. I'll grow it back, though Edgar assures me the single eyebrowed look is very distinguished. You're a bastard, Bones.

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[mobbleblood]

A single eyebrow looks distinguished? What the hell was Bones on? You look fucking ridiculous, Tightbottom.

[frankly__frank]

Aww, Julie. Sugarplum fairy. So full of love, you are. I think I'll rub my hairless brow on you.

[mobbleblood]

Oh, fuck you, Tightbottom, my love.

[frankly__frank]

Just name the place, babycakes.

[mobbleblood]

I can't devote myself to a man with one eyebrow.

[frankly__frank]

Neither can I.

[mobbleblood]

Now we know what's really going on between you and Bones.

[frankly__frank]

You only wish you did.

[mobbleblood]

Tightbottom and Boner. What a match made in heaven.

[frankly__frank]

And the names are interchangeable too! Julie, you make me make dirty jokes. S'not funny.

[mobbleblood]

I'll drink to that.