hehe...i didn't know this could be so amusing
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young TUTOR named SEPHIROTH. He was HAUGTILY RIDING in the SLEEK forest when he met STELLAR DAVID BOWIE, a run-away PIRATE from the HUGE Queen LILLY.
SEPHIROTH could see that STELLAR DAVID BOWIE was hungry so he reached into his PIPE and give him his SLY STRAWBERRY. STELLAR DAVID BOWIE was thankful for SEPHIROTH's STRAWBERRY, so he told SEPHIROTH a very HOT story about Queen LILLY's daughter AELYN. How her mother, the HUGE Queen LILLY, kept her locked away in a DUNGEON protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because AELYN was so SWEATY.
SEPHIROTH STROKED. He vowed to STELLAR DAVID BOWIE the PIRATE that he would save the SWEATY AELYN. He would GROPE the GIRAFFE, and take AELYN far away from her eveil mother, the HUGE Queen LILLY, and PET her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a STIFF FRENCH KISS and STELLAR DAVID BOWIE the PIRATE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. HUGE Queen LILLY ENGULFED out from behind a HANDCUFF and struck SEPHIROTH dead. In the far off DUNGEON you could hear a PAINED MOAN.
THE END.
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...absolutely wonderful. my stomach was aching after reading this. think this is good? read jason's.