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[frankish]

OMFG, i never post those things usualy, but this one gave me cramps!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Frankish!

1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Frankish is near!
2. Frankish was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Frankish in your ear 700 times.
4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Frankish!
5. Frankish is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
6. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Frankish.
7. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Frankish!
8. Frankish can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
9. Frankish is only six percent water!
10. If you kiss Frankish for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

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