Birthday Prelude
On Friday a surprise "thing" was intricately planned for me a week before my 16th.
From the hints i pryed incessantly out of jj and jess, this is what i had concluded:
" A horse drawn carriage would take us down to a strip club where we would eat pizza and get pedicures whilst Andrew Crow awkardly watched."
Yes. Their clues kinda threw me off.
Ok..way off.
As we drove to the first unknown destination, i was given a "scavenger hunt clue" which led me to believe that we were going to the Tapa Bar. But first we obv had to be dropped off at Speakers Corner, where we sang happy birthday, quoted Zoolander and such.
We then preceded to ask a passing hobo if he would take our picture. He gladly agreed and sat down on the ground with the camera. As he was taking the picture his dog started to maul/lick his face. It was all very innocent and cute until he gave us the camera back and said,
"Ya wanna makeout?"
"um..no thankyou"
"oh..i guess your right, because then you would be kissing my dog"
"ok..bye..?"
And we peaced the scene.
we had to wait for a while before our reservation, and so we decided to be..you know, mysterious, incognito, elusive...
we ordered margaritas.thus we pulled off 19, = new fave place.
at exactly 7:15, yes we just had to be that precise, i opened up my next clue which took us to Second Slice. very classy.
on the way there jj was told by a random man that he liked her stockings, like 5 times.
if you can't tell, the pizza says 16. definitely worth the million blocks it took to get there. hah.
we took a cab the liquor store by the odeon to get a boot...
and then i was led to Moxies (because they just happen to have the best white chocolate brownies ever)
apparently at moxies, we dont look 19, so we just spiked the drinks.
The girls told me that I better have been wearing really nice lingerie for the next surprise, but obviously i always do, so i thought to myself that maybe we were getting bikini waxes (i dont know) or something of that nature, however jj went to the washroom and then like 10 minutes later we hear her yelling, "Oh Oh OMG OMG WE GOTTA GO...NOW!" so we frantically paid and went outside.
and outside,
was a limousine. (now does that really have anything to do with lingerie?)
to take us
ANYWHERE.
ok not anywhere.
we had an hour to drive around.
STILL.
i was so shocked.surprised.
oh and completely wasted.
you can never not have the bum action.
things were starting to get a little sober.
but not for too long.
and in the end, i did get my own "strip club" with lap dances and everything.
i love my jj.
alot.
then, unfortunately, our time was up. i didnt want to get out.
i actually refused.
however, we still had jesse's to go to. so i made my way out of the limo, cherishing every last moment i had left with the driver Ron and his beautiful vehicle.
unfortunately like almost every party, i lost my camera.
and found it on the hockey table thing before we left.
best night of 2006 girls, i love you all. especially you ottie, im so sorry you couldnt make it.
- XOXO