She paints her eyes as black as night now...
Warpspeed update.
-Had two South Africans drive me home from tailgating while whistling some classic gangster tunes. And I don't know how to whistle.
-Rock n Rolled w/Lisa to some George Harrison. And of course a little Jackson Five.
-Picked up a hitchhiker named Ben, who later hooked up with another friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous.
-Flipped my car and totalled it. R.I.P. Kia Rio. Funeral services T.B.A.
-Went unconscious after a bad argument and a hard fall of the tiny house dryer. "You have to look inside yourself!" -what?
-Failed a class on purpose. Just stopped going. I couldn't stand that class anyways.
-Bought the old Celica for 1,000.
-Got a new job waitressing at Bennigans.
-Put my two weeks in at Jons.
-Listened to some guy tell me how he proposed for 2 hours at Marty's.
-Received an atomic wedgie that ended with someone cutting my underwear off and throwing my thong into a crowd.
-Had a new best friend named Whitney for an evening.
-Discovered that the TV show "Men in trees" is in fact not about men hiding in red woods as I had imagined.
-Drank 14 bottles of wine over a period of a week with the people who are supposedly my good influences.
-Fell asleep while in mid-phone conversation.
-Participated in a rematch drinking contest in which I once again lost miserably.
-Ate the best cold deep dish Chicago pizza ever.
-Picked up my sister from thanksgiving and consoled her after she peed the bed and knocked herself out on my bedstand.
-Saw my favorite niecers, Ellie Brooke who is so big and beautiful now, its making me sick.
-Saw some of my favorite Sweet Onion family, but I'm still missing a lot of them.
-Missed England. A lot.
-Talked about England. A lot.
-Ate chocolates with Erino in my bed.
-Froze to death in my tiny house cave after a nasty mcshnasty snow storm.
-Waited to get into the "swing of things"... still waiting.
-Told my entire family that my mom had a tatoo and that my sister was pregnant. Obviously, joking. Was scorned for the latter.
-Really got into the Black Crows.
-Told my entire family about Kara and I's imaginary babysitter, Holly.
-Wished on a million stars that I could have enough money to go to NY for New Years, or atleast enough money to buy some time off for New Years... or something... I just want to see everyone. Real bad.
-Had two South Africans drive me home from tailgating while whistling some classic gangster tunes. And I don't know how to whistle.
-Rock n Rolled w/Lisa to some George Harrison. And of course a little Jackson Five.
-Picked up a hitchhiker named Ben, who later hooked up with another friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous.
-Flipped my car and totalled it. R.I.P. Kia Rio. Funeral services T.B.A.
-Went unconscious after a bad argument and a hard fall of the tiny house dryer. "You have to look inside yourself!" -what?
-Failed a class on purpose. Just stopped going. I couldn't stand that class anyways.
-Bought the old Celica for 1,000.
-Got a new job waitressing at Bennigans.
-Put my two weeks in at Jons.
-Listened to some guy tell me how he proposed for 2 hours at Marty's.
-Received an atomic wedgie that ended with someone cutting my underwear off and throwing my thong into a crowd.
-Had a new best friend named Whitney for an evening.
-Discovered that the TV show "Men in trees" is in fact not about men hiding in red woods as I had imagined.
-Drank 14 bottles of wine over a period of a week with the people who are supposedly my good influences.
-Fell asleep while in mid-phone conversation.
-Participated in a rematch drinking contest in which I once again lost miserably.
-Ate the best cold deep dish Chicago pizza ever.
-Picked up my sister from thanksgiving and consoled her after she peed the bed and knocked herself out on my bedstand.
-Saw my favorite niecers, Ellie Brooke who is so big and beautiful now, its making me sick.
-Saw some of my favorite Sweet Onion family, but I'm still missing a lot of them.
-Missed England. A lot.
-Talked about England. A lot.
-Ate chocolates with Erino in my bed.
-Froze to death in my tiny house cave after a nasty mcshnasty snow storm.
-Waited to get into the "swing of things"... still waiting.
-Told my entire family that my mom had a tatoo and that my sister was pregnant. Obviously, joking. Was scorned for the latter.
-Really got into the Black Crows.
-Told my entire family about Kara and I's imaginary babysitter, Holly.
-Wished on a million stars that I could have enough money to go to NY for New Years, or atleast enough money to buy some time off for New Years... or something... I just want to see everyone. Real bad.