the insanity never really died
so anyway i go into the garage to get a grapedrink and look down at my feet and HOLY SHIT! theres 5 crikects gang raping a cockroach! i picked up a basketball and threw it at them to make them go squish and the biggest criket rolled off the cockroach and caught the fucking ball! and then it hit me, they were niggers! micro niggers! and sure enough that nigger caught the ball with one hand. no matter how small a nigger is they can palm a basketball
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2 days ago my dad says "we had a barbacue at work today. the guy doing the burgers asked how i wanted mine, and i said i like a little moo in my chew"
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stuck a shock collar on the dog, and i think the wheight of it made her too tired to bark
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well, i should have gotten my license earlier this week but i had the appointment post poned so i could get more practice. ill have it just in time to start school
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since for some off reason myspace has been not working at all i think ill update this thing more often, and try to get people back in the habit of using it : >
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2 days ago my dad says "we had a barbacue at work today. the guy doing the burgers asked how i wanted mine, and i said i like a little moo in my chew"
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stuck a shock collar on the dog, and i think the wheight of it made her too tired to bark
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well, i should have gotten my license earlier this week but i had the appointment post poned so i could get more practice. ill have it just in time to start school
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since for some off reason myspace has been not working at all i think ill update this thing more often, and try to get people back in the habit of using it : >