HAPPY TURKEYY DAY LOL
Yo d00dz. Since Thanksgiving is coming up pretty soon, I thought it wud b a good idea to talk bout how Thanksgiving first came about. Im not a history expert or nething but dis is pretty much wut happened from what I remember while sleeping in clASS (c wut I did there? I made the ass part of class capital, becuz class is ass ROFL!):
Ok, so first Christofer Colombus and the pilgrams are hanging out in france and they're like, "Doodz, let's go to india for curry, cuz I'm hungry." so dey get on all theze boats and stuff, and fly over to america by accident, but it wuz pretty kewl, so Colombus wuz liek, "Check it, guyz. Lets call this the United States of America, or USA for short, and also stay hurr" SO they did, and made a bunch of states. But things got pretty hard. Then da Indianz were like, "Yo, wutz up? We live here, but we were hiding bfore." They show the Pilgrams how to do imortant things, liek plant corn, hunt, and make turkeys by tracing your hand on construction paper.
Then, da Pilgrams were liek, "YO! We need 2 repay teh Indians for all the good stuff they did!" So they had the first Thanksgiving (this is where the word "thanks" comes from). They partied and stuff, and then the Indians traded all of America to teh Pilgrams for smallpox and casinos.
So datz pretty much wut happened. Now we celebrate Thanksgiving to remember the indianz, because most of them hide in the mountains now, or something, I dunno, thats what my friend told me once, I think but I wasn't really paying attention cuz I wuz 2 busy reorganizing mah Blink182 CDs.
Ok, so first Christofer Colombus and the pilgrams are hanging out in france and they're like, "Doodz, let's go to india for curry, cuz I'm hungry." so dey get on all theze boats and stuff, and fly over to america by accident, but it wuz pretty kewl, so Colombus wuz liek, "Check it, guyz. Lets call this the United States of America, or USA for short, and also stay hurr" SO they did, and made a bunch of states. But things got pretty hard. Then da Indianz were like, "Yo, wutz up? We live here, but we were hiding bfore." They show the Pilgrams how to do imortant things, liek plant corn, hunt, and make turkeys by tracing your hand on construction paper.
Then, da Pilgrams were liek, "YO! We need 2 repay teh Indians for all the good stuff they did!" So they had the first Thanksgiving (this is where the word "thanks" comes from). They partied and stuff, and then the Indians traded all of America to teh Pilgrams for smallpox and casinos.
So datz pretty much wut happened. Now we celebrate Thanksgiving to remember the indianz, because most of them hide in the mountains now, or something, I dunno, thats what my friend told me once, I think but I wasn't really paying attention cuz I wuz 2 busy reorganizing mah Blink182 CDs.