passport beard
So, I realized that I have to renew my passport in the next 9 months. No biggie. But I've been on an epic beard-growing frenzy, and I don't want to look all scruffy on my passport again. My current picture is pretty fine, but I had a big messy beard and hair on the previous one. My mom said I looked like a terrorist. Thanks mom, I love you too. But still, these new-fangled* passports last for 10 years now, so I'm going to get a haircut and a beard trim before the beard gets too big and terrifying. I thus booked an appointment at the most painfully hipster white** barbershop in the city. I shall keep you posted.
*: fangled is a word derived from fangirl, right?
**: I'm always fucking suspicious of all-white staff. Like, seriously? Don't tell me only white people go to hair-dressing school. There are plenty of racialized and tattooed hipsters, they must go to these schools too. What's your reason?
*: fangled is a word derived from fangirl, right?
**: I'm always fucking suspicious of all-white staff. Like, seriously? Don't tell me only white people go to hair-dressing school. There are plenty of racialized and tattooed hipsters, they must go to these schools too. What's your reason?