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Oct 20, 2009 03:18

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you…

1. Your name?

Francis is a very attractive male, usually of Italian descent, but does not flaunt his nationality to attract females. Rather he shows his unsurpassed sporting and academic ability, and may remove his shirt from time to time to seal the deal.
Jill: So, have you seen Francis today?
Jane: Oh my golly who hasn't? He is just so damn attractive.
Jill: I heard he removed his shirt last week?
Jane: Yeah 7 girls who were there were taken to hospital with over-horny-itis, almost instantly.
2. Your age?

The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22

3. One of your friends?

Bianca is an italian name meaning fair and white
Bianca's are usually european and gorgeous with big boobs and sexy bodies.
guy 1: wow, look at that girll, shes finee.
guy 2: her name is bianca. she is god's gift to the world :)
[bat puro na lang italian]

4. What you should be doing?

eat ( P ) Pronunciation Key (t)
v. ate, (t) eat·en, (tn) eat·ing, eats
v. tr.
1. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption
2. Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on
3. Informal. To bother or annoy
4. To destroy, ravage, or use up by or as if by ingesting
[i typed, eating]

5. Favorite food?

1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption
[chicken]

6. Middle name?

A beautiful country southeast of China. It's a melting pot of western and eastern cultures. Although many people hate on the Philippines, that's unjustified becuase they're just there to look around. you have to live there to know the def. Filipinos (it's spelled with an F) are very religious, respectful, humble and hospitable people. WE are very classy and have great success when brought into the world stage. Big things that came out of the Philippines:

7. Your last name?

Tarzan. There is commonly confusion, as some believe this name to be a synonymn for Batman, but do not be deceived. It means "Tarzan."
Go to blockbuster, rent the 1999 Disney version of the cartoon of "Tarzan" for more examples of Sison.

8. Your bf/gf name?
SORRY I HAVE NONE

9. Last thing you put in your mouth?

Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.

10. Your sibling's name?

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.
1:Hey, honey
2:Hey
1:I bought you some flowers
2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!!
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