Nov 14, 2007 09:50
Bill Nye not only knows all of the possible elements on the periodic table, but he can create any one at will. He's got a brick of 114 in his pocket right now.
Stephen Hawking once thought he could outsmart Bill Nye. We all know what happened when he tried.
Chuck Norris's tears may cure cancer, but Bill Nye's tears impregnate women
There is no chaos theory. Only Bill Nye's desire for change.
Bill Nye Can react noble gases with anything he wants, just yesterday he reacted Neon with Chuck Norris.
Bill Nye drinks water with ice cubes that read at below 0 Kelvin.
Bill Nye was Galileo's personal tutor. The culminating assignment was to give a presentation on gravitational attraction to the Spanish Inquisition. Bill flunked him. Galileo was so beat up over it that when the Inquisition offered him poison, he took it.
The reason light is so fast is because it's running away from Bill Nye.