Douglas Adams is the man.
I mean who else could start a chapter like this?
"If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar."
I've come to the realization that some people are just stupid. Like asking questions such as " Do tree's have periods?" which one of Joe's classmates asked.. in AP biology. What goes on in these people's minds? I lay awake at night worrying about climate change and the fate of that polar bear cub that an "animal activist group" says should be left to starve because its mother left it. I understand the survival of the fittest and such, but polar bears are endangered. We're ruining their habitat and its not like we can reintroduce them somewhere else. Or that Juniper trees have juniper berries yet they're classified as gymnosperms (dry seeds). Bah. I guess thats just how the world works.
Oh well.
Last weekend was Key Club convention, it was great except for the 30 people (none from Glens Falls thankfully) getting food poisioning and having to be rushed to the emergency room. Just about everyone else that went was sick last week. I don't know what from, maybe something that involved meat, since I was fine.
Let's face it. Femmulets are amusing.
"If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar."
I've come to the realization that some people are just stupid. Like asking questions such as " Do tree's have periods?" which one of Joe's classmates asked.. in AP biology. What goes on in these people's minds? I lay awake at night worrying about climate change and the fate of that polar bear cub that an "animal activist group" says should be left to starve because its mother left it. I understand the survival of the fittest and such, but polar bears are endangered. We're ruining their habitat and its not like we can reintroduce them somewhere else. Or that Juniper trees have juniper berries yet they're classified as gymnosperms (dry seeds). Bah. I guess thats just how the world works.
Oh well.
Last weekend was Key Club convention, it was great except for the 30 people (none from Glens Falls thankfully) getting food poisioning and having to be rushed to the emergency room. Just about everyone else that went was sick last week. I don't know what from, maybe something that involved meat, since I was fine.
Let's face it. Femmulets are amusing.