Hahahahah!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, veritas03 (-5000 points). In November I bought porn for lavillanueva (10 points). In February I turned okydoky in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In April I donated bone marrow to saras_girl in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3987 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
franalan