a letter
Dear birds,
You are hard to love because you require many of hours of me getting up early, bearing the elements, and walking around town for hours at a time with a notebook and binoculars attempting not to look like a pedophile. The massive pooping on my car is not helping squash my slight disdain of you. I suggest you move your excrement activities over to Big Wess' lovely monster truck as he is not an environmentalist, seeing how he drives everywhere.
me
You are hard to love because you require many of hours of me getting up early, bearing the elements, and walking around town for hours at a time with a notebook and binoculars attempting not to look like a pedophile. The massive pooping on my car is not helping squash my slight disdain of you. I suggest you move your excrement activities over to Big Wess' lovely monster truck as he is not an environmentalist, seeing how he drives everywhere.
me